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[dangerbird]

[ The ellipsis are there for a unusual amount of Joshua-texting-time. ]

E) Sick, likely to appreciate aid, and confused as to why you would think I might be hooking up with someone.

[saychocobo]

» It was a bad joke cause you said you were indisposed and might be unable to stand. Definitely one of those "if you have to explain the joke, it's not funny." How about you explain what kind of aid'd be appreciated instead?

[dangerbird]

[ Despite Prompto claiming the explanation kills the joke Joshua ends up chuckling. ]

» I suppose using the phrase “is having its way with me” might also lend to that impression…

[ Still, that unusual amount of time ellipsis time continues. ]

» As for the matter of aid… if you have any free time you are willing to spend procuring some food that will keep for me it would be a great help.

[saychocobo]

[ And the lag isn't going unnoticed, just uncommented on - for now. Joshua's not normally slow and brief, so Prompto's putting together a picture of a bad flu, when even texting feels like a gargantuan task.

Which is why he's taking a little longer himself, trying to keep the number of tangents and questions to a minimum. ]

» I got all the time in this world for a friend, but I need three things first -

» 1. I don't know which apartment is yours.

» 2. You got any allergies?

» 3. What do you like? Try to keep it broad - I know what a tomato is, but meats you better keep to red meat, fowl, and fish. I haven't found any dualhorn steak or cockatrice legs here so I kinda struggle on knowing what's what.

[dangerbird]

» You are kind, Vesp, thank you.

» 1. I am a few doors down from Clive’s. Although, I think Clive told me the proper term for these are ‘dorms’.

» 2. Not that I am aware of, no.

» 3. I prefer poultry, fish, then red, although meat can spoil quickly and I am not so capable a cook even when at the height of health. I prefer sweeter things. Honestly, I shall accept anything without carrots. If they are present I can pick around them though, so that isn’t a hardline limit.

[saychocobo]

» You're welcome, now stop saying thank you. I think most people just call them apartments? They're kinda like dorms though, I get it.

» Yeah? I like sweets and junk food too, but if you're sick, I don't think I should be loading you up on cookies and chocolate. They'd keep better than raw meat, sure - but I'm not bringing you raw meat. That'd be so mean. Oh here, Prae, lemme help you by bringing you *ingredients* good luck with that.

» I'm bringing you stuff you don't need to cook, or you can just nuke in the microwave. I'll stick them in the fridge so they don't go bad if they're not shelf stable.

» Gods you're as bad as Noct, you know that? Carrots'll be kept to a minimum.

[dangerbird]

» I’ll inform my brother of this whenever he returns.

» Cookies and chocolate are excellent for morale when ill. A not small number of ingredients can be eaten on their own…not raw meat, but I digress.

» I…what? I do hate to admit this, but I am not certain I can make a trip to the stables and back safely.